budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

surprisebitch:

do you ever listen to a song and just remember where you first heard it or a place which holds a connection to the song

Proof Ariana Grande pics are real

https://binbox.io/mKeH0#pxRfIFB1

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014


rawhumor:

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la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea