officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

(Source: wilclcat)

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money.
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(Source: nikki-fellatio)

591,769 plays

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

  • Video Game: Press Start
  • Me: *presses A*
  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

(Source: princemotorcycle)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY