happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle)


(Source: starwinter)

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Source: lizardmultitude)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

clamjob:

i want to be ur favorite person and i want u to like me as much as i like u

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

(Source: asian)