me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
this is my favorite post in the entire world
how to get the d
i think i don’t want it anymore
I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island
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I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
- Video Game: Press Start
- Me: *presses A*
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY